Taking it day by day: This Tetezzo Website.

This Tetezzo Website.

I read Mwangi’s post about Kenyan women not knowing how to dish malovings. Thank God that this kind lady Gertrude Mungai is out there helping those who are failing in the department of sex. Since she even has a website, curious Chatterly decide to dive in wholeheartedly in a bid to see if things had changed since she last dished.
www.tetezzo.net
A website in pink, very girly, si it’s for the ladies bana? There is information but I will not say it’s so much to the point it will turn your love life around. It is just the usual: communication, hygiene, foreplay etc. Since the website is not there to give free info in detail you have to go for the classes yourself. They offer STRIPE tease, which Acolyte talked about. Since the advert says-for married women, what about those who are single and are willing to learn how to work the pole?
The website is full of spelling mistakes to the point that it is not hilarious. Whoever did it was in a great hurry. One word: PROOFREAD!
Then there are sections you cannot read unless you are a member. Since I am keen to learn, I register and within 3 minutes I am a tetezzo-babe. I rush to click the link “check out our new side to side position” I am dismayed when I am told “your credit balance is low”. Now what?! After signing in I just saw that my credit balance is 0/=, I wondered ati credo ni ya nini?
I am then told to click a certain link that will show me instructions for reloading my account. I am then told to call a certain number and top up my account. Each time I top up, my account is credited with KES 70.
That is where the fun stopped. What information is worth 70 bob? I just wanted to take a look at that side to side of theirs. Who is going to pay 70 bob to see sex styles when I can see them online free of charge?
Furthermore you can send questions and get expert answers, but to do that you have to have credit!
They also have recipes. Change that to recipe because they just have ONE recipe. And they sell herbal toothpaste worth 600KES which you should buy if you are tired of his foul breath.
Jobs section is still empty. I will be checking that section to see what kind of jobs they are offering. STRIPE tease instructor? Interesting interesting.

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