Crazy ass flat-mate
My flat mate moved in a month ago, things have been ok until now. I don't know what she smokes in her room, but I can say it is not doing her any good. She is becoming forgetful, extremely forgetful mpaka I am left wondering eish nini mbaya bwana.
Two weeks ago, she went to the supermarket and forgot her cellphone at the counter. Luckily, the lady at the counter kept it aside, hoping that the owner would come back for it. Flat-mate got home then she realised she had forgotten her phone kwa supermarket, she had to go back and get it, lucky her coz the woman kept it, what if someone would have seen it and taken it?
This week has been the worst. Monday morning chick left the house before me, two minutes later she came back, ringing my bell and banging on the door. I opened, she said she was sorry, she had forgotten her keys. Tuesday night I went to bed at around 10 pm, she left for her night rounds...shortly after she left my doorbell started buzzing. Damnnn! . I had to get down from bed, throw something on to cover my nude self there she was again, all sorry coz she had, agaaaaaain forgotten her keys. I gave her the eye and told her that's not normal, how do you forget ur keys everyday? kwani umerogwa? eish!!!?
Come Wednesday night, at around 11pm, chick left. I was expecting to hear her knocking after 3 minutes but nope! Ahhh chick remembered her keys this time right? Wrong! At around 2am I heard my bell, I thought I was dreaming, so I continued sleeping. Then I heard a banging on the door and another buzzzzzzzzzzzzz. I just could not believe my ears. Yaani you come and knock on my door, buzzzzz my bell for like 10 minutes expecting me to open the door because you left your keys???? You expect me to wake up at that hour of the morning? seriously, kwani you are my huzzy? I turned around and continued sleeping. I was not going to be part of that bullcrap. Chick had to go downstairs to another dude who has a master key (apparently, she has locked herself out before and since Chatterly wasn't in the house to let her in, she had to go to the guy).
She has been quiet of late....i thought she would ask me if i heard her buzzing me, I would have said yes I heard a buzz but I thought it was in my dreams so I kept on sleeeeeeeping :-)
Nice weekend, and don't forget ya keys!
Two weeks ago, she went to the supermarket and forgot her cellphone at the counter. Luckily, the lady at the counter kept it aside, hoping that the owner would come back for it. Flat-mate got home then she realised she had forgotten her phone kwa supermarket, she had to go back and get it, lucky her coz the woman kept it, what if someone would have seen it and taken it?
This week has been the worst. Monday morning chick left the house before me, two minutes later she came back, ringing my bell and banging on the door. I opened, she said she was sorry, she had forgotten her keys. Tuesday night I went to bed at around 10 pm, she left for her night rounds...shortly after she left my doorbell started buzzing. Damnnn! . I had to get down from bed, throw something on to cover my nude self there she was again, all sorry coz she had, agaaaaaain forgotten her keys. I gave her the eye and told her that's not normal, how do you forget ur keys everyday? kwani umerogwa? eish!!!?
Come Wednesday night, at around 11pm, chick left. I was expecting to hear her knocking after 3 minutes but nope! Ahhh chick remembered her keys this time right? Wrong! At around 2am I heard my bell, I thought I was dreaming, so I continued sleeping. Then I heard a banging on the door and another buzzzzzzzzzzzzz. I just could not believe my ears. Yaani you come and knock on my door, buzzzzz my bell for like 10 minutes expecting me to open the door because you left your keys???? You expect me to wake up at that hour of the morning? seriously, kwani you are my huzzy? I turned around and continued sleeping. I was not going to be part of that bullcrap. Chick had to go downstairs to another dude who has a master key (apparently, she has locked herself out before and since Chatterly wasn't in the house to let her in, she had to go to the guy).
She has been quiet of late....i thought she would ask me if i heard her buzzing me, I would have said yes I heard a buzz but I thought it was in my dreams so I kept on sleeeeeeeping :-)
Nice weekend, and don't forget ya keys!
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