Taking it day by day: Shindwe!

Taking it day by day

Shindwe!

There is a rapist in the building i live in. wajameni i am scared of ingiaring lift and finding a dude tu hapo - i think i am getting paranoid, and the way kuna times i get home late in the night :-(
Kuna mtu ameandika kwa ka-paper akaiweka kwa lift. ati kuna mrepist fulani alikuwa kwa building sato sijui anajifanya anatafuta meeting you handicapped pple. he was wearing a beard and a jacket. now how many men wear jackets and beards in that building? that was on saturday at around 15hrs. apparently he has been in the building more than once, and he is coming back to his "crime scene". goodness gracious, who can teach me karate faster faster? or give me instructions on how to mix my own pepper spray?
and then jana naingia lift hivi another dude enters and finds me reading that ka-notice so he also starts reading and then he asks me who wrote it. Dude kwani mimi ni secretary wa huyo mrepist jameni nitajuaje...kwanza nikimcheki vizuri i just felt like jumping off the lift and using the staircase - but wajuaje hangojei masupuu huko staircase? na kama u are living in the 11th floor na amekutime tu hapo 10th na vile ukifika hapo utakuwa umechoka kama punda hata energy ya kupiga nduru utaitoa wapi?
i am just crossing my fingers, scared.

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38 Comments:

At May 21, 2007 12:50 PM, Anonymous said...: Ati rapist! Woi! Be careful, hawezi bambwa au? Pole sana. Beba rungu moja bigi kabisa - baseball bat uweke hapo chini reception ukitembea unaiwave menacingly!
At May 21, 2007 12:51 PM, Anonymous said...: Oh! and all you all....i am first..dust and fumes mumeze! HEhehehe!!
At May 21, 2007 1:04 PM, Chatterly said...: i have to start looking for a baseball bat now :-( and i think i will be tiptoe-ing from the lift to my door.
At May 21, 2007 3:50 PM, jm said...: Jichunge. Beba simu. Pointed shoes ... know where to kick!!
Yenyewe on a serious note be safe and cautious ... let us know what transpires with this story ...
At May 21, 2007 4:35 PM, 3N said...: Be safe and have your cell phone at all times and if possible use the lift and other isolated spaces with someone you know. It helps deter the would be rapist.
At May 21, 2007 6:01 PM, Anonymous said...: LOL @ aegues.

Chica...pole manzee. Take care!
At May 21, 2007 7:40 PM, Three types of Crazy said...: Be careful. That must be very disturbing. I guess you have to treat EVERYONE with caution. When in trouble if you have to shout out anything, don't shout "help" not many people respond. Shout "fire"..........that will get people's attention. Just something I was taught in school.
Go careful.
At May 21, 2007 10:32 PM, Udi said...: nunua mtoo.
At May 22, 2007 12:39 AM, Chatterly said...: @mwangi-i am bebaing my phone everywhere.and my eyes are really open, hakuna kulenga.
@3N-i am avoiding those isolated places altogether.
@mocha-i definately will.
@3typesofcrazy-it sure is disturbing; thanx for the tip.
@udi, what is mtoo? :-)
At May 22, 2007 4:35 AM, Juju said...: pole u chic. like all sema be careful. used to live on campus, and we had a notice as such.. maze I never left class alone, nor the library.... .
At May 22, 2007 8:40 AM, Half 'n' half said...: Auuuiiiiiiiiiii? Can you scream bloody murder? Sheesh! high heels, pepper spray and a bouncer! Nenda carni and hook up with the bouncer!
On a serious note, Is anyone doing anything?
At May 22, 2007 8:46 AM, Anonymous said...: chic thats scary! Ebu beba your pepper spray and have it handy like as soon as you get into the building!
Yeah and those heels will help!
At May 22, 2007 10:34 AM, Prousette said...: Pole mami be careful hio karate jo would help.
At May 22, 2007 11:37 AM, Chatterly said...: Majonzi-i will be careful x2
halfnhalf-i will make sure i am well armed...i dont know if anyone is doing anything to catch him..kwanza where will they start? that block has about 300 pple :-(
farmgal-pepperspray iko tayari :-)
prousette-i am thinking hard about that karate thing seriously.
At May 22, 2007 4:56 PM, Anonymous said...: WAH! scary! karate 101. take a stance...make crazy chinese noises and pretending to know your stuff...wave arms around in all forms...crouching tiger...claw...

seriously though...CHUNGA!
At May 22, 2007 5:34 PM, Unknown said...: That must be scary! Please look out the pepper spray and lound screaming is known to help
visit: http://www.kevincoffee.com/women_safety/rape_prevention.htm
At May 22, 2007 6:18 PM, bantutu said...: Baba twakuomba umweke Chatterli mahali pema pepo...NO WAIT, Wrong prayer....MHIFADHI NA UMLINDE MAPAJANI...HATA AKIPITIA KATIKATI ya mahanjam ya mhuni...Mueke mahali (Oh wat the hell!!)PEMA PEPONI!!
Swits take care....I'll advise you like those buggers from Scorcese's Departed....Any guy thats not looking at you..AT ALL IS a R(e?)pist...So scream Ukiona yeye!!
At May 22, 2007 6:23 PM, Chatterly said...: @Modo-thanx for the lesson, now lemme go out there n kick ass
kirima-thanx for the link :-)
bantutu-thanx for the prayers...my sauti is ready for action, my legs ready for a sprint.
At May 22, 2007 6:54 PM, kenyaonly said...: Take care, nunua pepper spray someone else told you to buy/rent a kid not a bad idea halafu when your lease is over be on the move
At May 23, 2007 1:25 AM, Archer said...: First things first...Kirima did you just say "LOUND" screaming? Wololo!

LOL @ "kwani I'm the rapist's secretary" and being ambushed at 10th floor kwa stairs. Lakini seriously sweetie ebu kuwa careful.

Ndio hii karate 101:
1. When attacked from the front, do a karate chop maneouvre as hard as you can. Target---> throat/Adam's apple.

2. Si unajua kuweka headbutt? Mweke moja kwa nose. Minimum injury to you, maximum pain to him.

3. Do a Rick Flair and dunga him with two fingers right in the eyes (then shout "Woooooo!")

4. When all else fails, a swift kick to the maguado should do the trick. Or just grab him by the balls. Literally. Then twist.
At May 23, 2007 5:56 AM, Prettylyf said...: LOL my dear u r HILARITY on the real

I'm hoping for you it's a mbof prank! But just incase it's not we want your behind covered so get that pepper spray and try to not get home late. And heck inform your apt manager so he can up the security
At May 23, 2007 1:29 PM, Anonymous said...: @Archer, sa si u elewa Kirish & Kiraitu have something in common... LOL

Chatter(ly) dear, Pole sana. How long are your Kucha's? Ukiongeza on top off the above advices, huyo dude akupati!
At May 23, 2007 3:20 PM, ? said...: If you have snakes they may do the trick. See you around.
At May 23, 2007 5:08 PM, Udi said...: a mtoo is a gun. Nunua AK 47. Hatucheki na watu
At May 23, 2007 6:01 PM, Chatterly said...: @kenyaonly-i am taking great care-lease ni mpaka end of september,after that i am so GONE!
@archer-thanx so much for the tips-i will keep them in mind.
@Prettylyf-i am also hoping its a bad joke, but who can be that tasteless???
@inexes-my kuchas are long kiasi (you want to see?)
@Pseudo-SNAKES?? like cobra, python? Goodness :-(
@Udi-thank you...heri huyo fala ajue hatucheki na watu :-)
At May 23, 2007 9:00 PM, 3N said...: chatterly are you ready for the tag we were talking about - I have you first
give me the go ahead :)
At May 23, 2007 11:08 PM, Klara said...: Wooooo!!! Be Careful gal! That Scary Shit!!
At May 24, 2007 6:41 AM, Princess said...: Buy some Pepper Spray immediately!!
At May 24, 2007 1:40 PM, Anonymous said...: Oh yes please, i WANT to see i want i want! puuuuliiiiiizzz!
*tongue hanging out*
At May 24, 2007 3:28 PM, Chatterly said...: @ 3n – i dont think i can do that tag in public ;-) exposure mingi sana hio
@ Klara – it sure is scary shit :-(
@ Princess, I am armed…but still scared
@ inexes - hahaaaaaa
At May 24, 2007 6:19 PM, Anonymous said...: Hope you guys are able to catch the rapist soon enough. Take precautions now though. Walk in pairs Pepper sprays and all.
At May 24, 2007 7:13 PM, 3N said...: didn't know chatterly would chicken out...although I agree it is too daring.

I will send it to you someday
At May 24, 2007 9:54 PM, jm said...: "MHIFADHI NA UMLINDE MAPAJANI...HATA AKIPITIA KATIKATI ya mahanjam ya mhuni..."

Hili dua sikuwa nimeona! Nakwambia nimecheka kiasi!! Bants hicho kichwa ...!!
At May 25, 2007 4:11 PM, Anonymous said...: woi, babe! be careful...i second the pointy shoes...aim for nether regions and smash on noses..apparently that hurts...and maybe deodorant spray in eyes hurts as well...so equip urself with one of those mini nivea deo sprays.
At May 28, 2007 2:52 PM, Unyc said...: LMAO....gal u andika about a rapist in a hilarious way sasa what am i 2 say...

Uko na pepperspray...ama get Modo 2 be ur watchie. He will never come back. ana sura mbaya mbovu.
At June 15, 2007 7:25 PM, GuestBlogger said...: Chastity belt i tell you ...then ask Boyflani to teach u how to squeel in soprano
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