Smart girls acting silly
Asunta* is a friend of mine, we know each other for a couple of years, she is quite ok. We hang out alot and we tell each other stories of our love-lives. Two weeks ago, Asunta went out clubbing, I was too tired to join her so she went with other buddies of hers. This is where things started going haywire. Asunta met Zush*, a guy I know from university. This guy is married and has a kid. He was also having fun at the club so as things go wakenya wakapatana. Zush started hitting on Asunta. (remember wife + kid)
Asunta was feeling the vibe, so she tumbukiad into his sweet nonsense. They exchanged numbers and the whole week after that Sato nite at the club Zush kept calling Asunta. Well, Asunta told me sometime during that week how it was at the club and how she met a hunk called Zush and bla bla bla. lol......I asked 101 questions mpaka I was sure that this Zush from the club was the same Zush from uni. I kindly told Asunta that this chap had a wife and a kid, she should leave him alone. She could not believe it, so she decided to ask Zush. Zush denied, claiming that 'watu wanamuonea tu, he has neither a wife nor a kid'. To add insult to injury, Zush told Asunta that he is a virgin :-) I tell you this world is full of lunatics.
Asunta chose to believe him and not me (remember I am the friend here). Last week, Asunta spread her legs apart for Zush!!!! Damn, then she comes and tells me how good it was!!!! I did not know what to tell her, she seemed so pleased with herself.
Yesterday I talked to Asunta. Apparently, she now knows that Zush has a wife. Ask me how she found out. Zush told her, and even showed her pics of his ka-mama, Asunta had gone to pay him a visit in his marital home!!!!!!! I was wondering where this wife was, cause she can't have been out of town, ataenda wapi and the whole family is living in the same town and she has a small kid????? Asunta is courting trouble :-(
Zush called Asunta today to tell her that she is an asshole!!!!!!!!!! oishit :-) Asunta had been elezaring another friend of hers how bibi ya Zush looks like (I know what Mrs Zush looks like, but I will not disclose anything), all that time she was talking to this friend of hers, Zush was still on the line, coz she had been talking to him and had forgotten to hang up!!!!!!!!!!! Then Zush calls Asunta telling her she is an asshole and that he had trusted her enough to show her the pics of Mrs Zush!!!!!!!!!!
Now Asunta is feeling down and blue :-( I asked her what she plans to do, she still doesn't know. I feel like telling her ' I told you so!!!!' but nahhhh, I will shut my mouth. It won't be a while before I hear that Zush apologized, and that Asunta accepted his apology two or three times ;-)
* Names have been changed to protect identity :-)