Taking it day by day: Cousin Boaz



Cousin Boaz

Cousin Boaz is a spoilt boy. Ok, he is not a boy...he is a grown man. All i know is that he earns his living selling cars, i highly doubt it though. Boaz moved out of his mum's house to live alone. Funny thing is that the mum is the one paying his rent. How twisted is that?

Anyway, one day Boaz decided to marry and on a fine december day relatives & friends gathered to celebrate the colorful occasion. Kumbe Boaz married a wolf in sheep's clad. Apparently the chick is a whore. Immediately after the wedding, she started showing her true colors...coming home at 2 in the morning, not dishing out the goodies to the husband, doing nothing at all in the house and when Boaz asked why, the chick would beat him up! The chick doesn't want to be asked about her whereabouts. Swali langu ni: kwani she thinks you get married and continue malayaing as usual? what did she think when she said "i do"? she was certainly aware that seriousness is beginning then ama she thought she was dreaming?

Two months after a weird marriage life, madam moved out of the marital home. She is now being seen with her lover, a certain politician. How sad is that? i ask myself what courtship is all about. isn't it the time before marriage when both sides get to know each other? you find out as much as possible about you future better half and make up your mind about spending the rest of your life with them? was Boaz high all through this period? so high that he could not see the signs that there was something twisted about the girl? ama he was marrying just for the sake? for the sake of what, i wonder. now that would be too crazy.
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30 Comments:

At June 04, 2007 2:44 PM, Blogger Acolyte said...

Well the shag must have been so good that he ignored this chic's characteristics but once she had him in her grasp she must have got bored and moved on.
Seeing as which he was a spoilt dude I doubt he was smart enuff to see what was going down.
But as a great man once said, you cant make a ho a housewife!

 
At June 04, 2007 3:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude must have been stroked blind! How else? Or was he a client trying to force issues?

aegeus!

 
At June 04, 2007 3:36 PM, Blogger bomseh said...

It's such a shame that he is putting up with that shit. I pity him nevertheless. Some women don't have hearts. Such women should not get married.

 
At June 04, 2007 4:36 PM, Blogger Half 'n' half said...

How now? kwani the guy did not notice the chick was strange? At least Boaz can now move on to growing up?

 
At June 04, 2007 5:13 PM, Blogger Chatterly said...

@acolyte-he is surely not a very smart dude.maybe chick got bored, but after just 2 months?
@aegeus-LOL @ stroked blind
@bomseh-it really is a pity, tena that he was being twangwaad aiii.
@hnh-i am yet to ask him all those questions as well!

 
At June 04, 2007 9:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ish clearly Boaz was high all thru courtship, i can't find anaa reason!

alafu that chik,eish, ebu she goes hangs..u cant toa the umalaya from the malaya it seems.

 
At June 05, 2007 3:44 PM, Blogger BrokenStreetLight said...

the dude ws def. high!hw cd he marry a ho? just as women marry scallywags n hope to clad them in a blazer, perhaps.

 
At June 05, 2007 4:03 PM, Blogger bantutu said...

People are still call Boaz...Si io jina ni noma..."Boaz hujapika!!" "Boaz kuja hapa!!" Aishhh the boaz Boy is swimming *wink* in one heck of a pool, ati kupepetwa na Wife...Heheheheh!! Ati mathe paying his rent and he's moved out...jamaa has roots...

 
At June 05, 2007 5:25 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

Due diligence is all I can say. Before you enter any agreement you need to thoroughly audit his/her tabias, friends and fetishes. Otherwise Boaz should count his lucky stars that she was has left good riddance I say - we are not defined by the mistakes we make but by how we rise above them.

 
At June 05, 2007 5:26 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

By the way Chatterly please put a rss feed on this blog so that some of us can know when you have updated

 
At June 05, 2007 8:59 PM, Blogger Seasons & Reasons said...

It doesnt matter how long the courtship is..we have seen guys hwo have dated for long and the marriages dont and short courships with solid results.

 
At June 05, 2007 10:23 PM, Blogger Prettylyf said...

You kid, no? seriously...was there ever a courtship???

 
At June 06, 2007 4:52 AM, Blogger Juju said...

courtship is a funny thing. Sometimes, someone can play you for so long, lakini there is always signs. Unfortunately, every one hopes for the best. So cousin Boaz should have been chonjo is all I can say!

 
At June 06, 2007 9:50 AM, Blogger Chatterly said...

@betty-boaz slept all through courtship...how do you mess up like that?
@boyflani-I also wonder how he married a ho-the things some people do..hmmm
@bantu-people as still being called Boaz. He used to be beaten regularly mpaka it became as normal as going to take a shower!
@kirima-I hope Boaz has learnt a lesson now.
@seasons-it doesn’t matter how long courtship is but it is also wise to scrutinize someone properly and thoroughly before hoping down the aisle.
@prettylyf-it is not a joke…married in December, deserted in February, two months over and out! One day I just heard Boaz has a girlfriend, next I heard dowry payment sherehes, next thing I heard was harusi.
@Majonzi-that is the same way I think, no matter how one plays you-somehow you will see signs if you are super chonjo.sad thing is some people pretend not to see and end up getting shocked.

 
At June 07, 2007 6:26 AM, Blogger Archer said...

Eish! Hapa there was no courtship to start with! Unless BOAZ (hio jina jameni!) was so damn high throughout courtship weekend. He probably met her one Friday night, kamatad some good strokage, and decided there and then to privatise that strokage. Greed blinds!

Lakini sasa kunyimwa strokes na bibi na ukiulizwa unatwangwa juu yake? Hehe! If that was me I'd never tell a soul! So that I become the laughing stock and the poster boy for Maendeleo ya Wanaume's "eradicate violence against men" campaign?

But me thinks its better her true colours came out mapema. Now imagine if he was so blinded and didn't see that for some years after she had (miraculously) borne him a few tois?

 
At June 07, 2007 7:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is courtship being in a pub getting wasted day in day out? No wonder boaz et al have a difficult time since you never sobered up long enough to see the true picture.
Sad but ili iwe funzo....

 
At June 07, 2007 10:06 AM, Blogger Chatterly said...

@Archer-How does he just make up his mind to privatize things he has not scrutinized? Hope he has learned something out of that. I can imagine that poster hehehehe :-D
@Gish-Ata i wonder what his idea of courtship was. he has learned a lesson i hope.

 
At June 07, 2007 7:01 PM, Blogger 3N said...

If a guy stays with a woman who is beating is his ass and lewaing more than him; i am led to conclude that the guy is a total idiot!

 
At June 11, 2007 3:08 AM, Blogger jm said...

Binamu bwaku ana kichwa bwaku ...
Binamu boaz ana kichwa uji ...

 
At June 11, 2007 9:32 AM, Blogger jm said...

binamu boaz*

 
At June 11, 2007 10:20 AM, Blogger Chatterly said...

@3n-Boaz is totally dumb.i wonder what he used to do when the wife beat him.
@mwangi-kichwa uji kabisaaaa.

 
At June 11, 2007 5:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

enyewe, bottom line, boaz, foaz, ni falaaa mbaya.

it's sad but he got himself there. like a few guys said, skwanyos must have been blinding.

 
At June 12, 2007 10:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your cousin Boaz isnt a serious fella moving out and still getting rent from mummy? He should however let the wife fly. Divorce ASAP

 
At June 12, 2007 10:07 PM, Blogger Parisian Cowboy said...

Well, I think you can have a short courthsip and then a long marriage, or the reverse.... it's all fate, isn't it ?

 
At June 13, 2007 10:01 AM, Blogger Chatterly said...

@modo-there are no other words to describe Boaz.
@jamvi-if you cant pay your own rent why move out from home in the 1st place?
@cowboy-true what you said but still, keep those peepers open during courtship.

 
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