Taking it day by day: Minus rubs



Minus rubs

You know you are in serious need of a goood lay when your dreams are like this for 2 consecutive nights:
Monday night:
Dreamt I got laid by my primary school deskmate. His dick?! HUGE...I woke up the following morning with a huge smile.
Tuesday night:
Dream number 1: I snogged the living daylights out of a KBW dude! I will not mention names but dude.....i kissed you vi-proper mpaka i felt weweee! aiiiii wacha tu!
Dream number two i was flirting with Denzel W. ama was he flirting with me?

This heat makes you want things that you are not getting. hmmmmm.
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29 Comments:

At August 30, 2007 2:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

**looking around** since no one has claimed that it was them being dreamt about i take the honours...hihih

 
At August 30, 2007 3:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

KUNA DAWA Chatterly for that problem and do I dare say that the cure is not too far.
Meanwhile down I am down on my knees praying for Tuesday.

 
At August 30, 2007 3:19 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

BTW Did we go to the same school and share a desk?

 
At August 30, 2007 5:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eh ok. All roads leading to a good shag deficiency lol!

 
At August 30, 2007 5:54 PM, Blogger Udi said...

toboa siri on who it is. He can get bragging rights up here in the blogsphere

 
At August 30, 2007 8:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

please don't mention me in public, i don't want all the kbw misses tailing me all over....lol

but seriously next time first tell me of the dream before posting...okay sweetie?

enjoy the sunny side of life, looking forward to next tuesday already :)

 
At August 31, 2007 9:57 AM, Blogger Chatterly said...

LOL agiasi...just take the honours :-)
Kirish, nipe dawa bana...if your first name is Kelvin and you went to primo in mombasa see me sideways.
Shamza - i am on that road...it has to change :-)
Udi-wacha nisitoboe bana...sitaki kubomoa nyumba za wenyewe.
3n - sorry i did not consult you prior to posting...i thought you wouldnt mind! but that kiss....hmmmmm!

 
At August 31, 2007 10:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haiiiiya? Sasa sweetie, my cows are already walking! Ngoja kwanza nilipe dowry ndio we do those other good things!

 
At August 31, 2007 11:01 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

Pole mami, since that road can be loooong sometimes, go take a dip in the ocean, might cool you off kidogo. If you stick on the road for too long you start seeing things achana na dreams!

 
At August 31, 2007 2:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pole sana i see relief is ont he way offers kibao. Kazi kwako.

 
At August 31, 2007 3:04 PM, Blogger Chatterly said...

@Archer...you had better harakisha those cows basi-i cant live on dreams alone :-)
@Kafai...aki i will even stop warm showers at night...a dip in the ocean will do me good i bet!
@Gish...offers mingi wacha nione ipi ni bestest:-)

 
At August 31, 2007 4:16 PM, Blogger Seasons & Reasons said...

Ahem,
Solutions abound for such dreams.
Alas! I can help you much, coz am on a self imposed celibacy as I court someone new

 
At August 31, 2007 4:33 PM, Blogger Nakeel said...

I wish you the best just like in the dreams now that offers are flying vetting then shuka train.

 
At September 02, 2007 1:27 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

kwanza get ready to be hurt vibaya by me- yaani re-arraning your face, tii Denzel W was flirting with you- hum, he is my dreams every night when did he find time to come to your dream?

 
At September 03, 2007 12:41 PM, Blogger Chatterly said...

@Seasons - i am this close to a solution :-)
@Nakeel - Thanx dear...train lazima nishuke!
@3TOC - wacha kunitishia...dude was trying out new territory here ;-)

 
At September 04, 2007 2:02 PM, Blogger Klara said...

RONFLPAO!!! No what u need is a brain check ati wet dreams na deskie wa primo, KBW dudE & Denzel! Seriously??? LOL...Am still laughing...
Bt serious I can see someone falling in Love soon...lakini hope si na Denzel! LOL

 
At September 04, 2007 2:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

is denzel in KBW? si dream was with a KBW dude..denzel alitokea wapi...

kwani klarikal we ni sightseer, ama wanaitwa propheteers...you can see ahead....

chatti, kuna kitu kweli unamiss...

 
At September 05, 2007 7:06 AM, Blogger Unyc said...

Gal u need 2 get urself a man....those dreams!!! loool..

 
At September 05, 2007 4:11 PM, Blogger Betty said...

i know who that man is!!

And now you gal...you do need a nice lay!!

 
At September 05, 2007 4:13 PM, Blogger Klara said...

@Modo
That's part time!

 
At September 06, 2007 4:04 PM, Blogger jm said...

rocking on armchair ... crushing popcorn ... waiting 4 the next scene ...

 
At September 12, 2007 9:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO

 
At October 03, 2007 8:22 PM, Blogger BlackKnutz said...

Aaah! Female hanjaams... always refreshing and a joy to hear about... keep it (ahem) coming ;-)

 
At October 18, 2007 10:16 AM, Blogger Prousette said...

Woiee. Those dreams!

 
At January 12, 2008 2:53 PM, Blogger SupremeGREAM said...

Weee! I didnt think chillez get this discreet! Damn

 
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