Taking it day by day: hmmmmm



hmmmmm

I was listening to this gal who is going away on vacation to Thailand and she was going on and on and on about how she is looking forward to the great weather, the great cuisine and eating pineapples straight from the tree.

Since when did they start growing on trees? I almost asked her if she ever saw pineapples dangling from a tree but i just kept quiet and let her ramble.

Now I am just thinking of pineapple trees. tihihih.
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46 Comments:

At July 02, 2007 4:45 AM, Blogger jm said...

surprise surprise!! vumbiii ...

 
At July 02, 2007 4:46 AM, Blogger jm said...

eish, si u correct s'one aache kujiletea aibu?

 
At July 02, 2007 5:56 AM, Blogger Archer said...

Second! Me I suggest you let her keep her ignorance. She'll probably come back and floss for you ati how she climbed the pineapple tree herself! Then there you bust her!

Reminds me of a tale I read a while ago on a certain blog. Some jungu fellow in Stato fainted when he witnessed Kenyan party goers "murdering" a mbuzi. Kwani where did he think nyam chom comes from?

 
At July 02, 2007 7:00 AM, Blogger gishungwa said...

Maybe they do in her Thailand LOL

 
At July 02, 2007 8:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ROTFL! I await further developments...now when she gets back i wonder what other tales you shall be regaled with...let her totally think that. heheheh!!

 
At July 02, 2007 9:17 AM, Blogger Chatterly said...

@mwas-wacha ajiaibishe, next time atamake use of google or wikipedia kabla kuropokwa :-D
@archer-i will wait to hear more about pineapple trees when she gets back. jungus keep goats as pets now you come slaughter it bana it is too traumatic :-)i wonder what they think.
@gish - true, things might be different in her Thailand.
@aegeus - i am waiting for her, since i don't interrupt she just gushes on and on and on sometimes my mind is so far away i end up only getting 30% of what she says ehehe

 
At July 02, 2007 9:33 AM, Blogger Nakeel said...

Sasa Nanasi takuwa aje Makungu?

 
At July 02, 2007 11:27 AM, Blogger Klara said...

RONFL!! Haiya! Aki she's so ignorant!

 
At July 02, 2007 1:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wacheni kumuingilia, labda in thailand they grow their apples on pine trees.

LOL!

nakeel, say who, say WHAT!

 
At July 02, 2007 2:35 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

Before we laugh at her we should remember that pineapples are the most inappropriately named fruits. She probably assumed that they are so named cos they are apples growing on pine trees as the name suggests.
Even here people talk of Banana Trees - There is no such thing as a banana tree.

 
At July 02, 2007 2:55 PM, Blogger Chatterly said...

@nakeel - ata mi nashangaa
@klara - she surely is
@modo - hehhee apple on a pine tree, right :-D
@kirima - before she ASSUMED she could have googled :-D si ni free of charge ama?

 
At July 02, 2007 7:03 PM, Blogger Unyc said...

Lool...

Tell her 2 carry a rope and hang herself on the pineapple tree.

 
At July 02, 2007 10:46 PM, Blogger Three types of Crazy said...

Please tell that girl to ask for her money back and then she needs to invest into further studies. I would recommend "general knowledge" in her case.
And then I would also like to interogate her about where she thinks the pineaaple that she buiys from tesco comes from? A box, fair enough I might give her that one. Now, can she kindly ask the people at tesco preferably the elivery man to show her that box and if she sees a tree on it- I will pay for her ticket to Thailand.

Out of curiosity sii you ask her where she thinks beef comes from? Watch her cry whe you tell her , that beef she is about to eat was once a breathing cow probably called naomi!!!!!!!!

Infact just buy the girl a book, a real book.

 
At July 03, 2007 3:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its possible..very possible .. maybe their pineaples grow to be as tall as trees ... ..ama its a communication breakdown - munajua english is not yours or her first language...

just think outside the box ..

 
At July 03, 2007 6:59 PM, Blogger Three types of Crazy said...

@kip, the devil's advocate- I am now outside of the box and ..................no, still not a tree

 
At July 03, 2007 10:29 PM, Blogger BrokenStreetLight said...

lol..i support unyc..heheh kip, we u thinking inside kenya..ebu be the real devils advocate ang think beyond borders..lol

 
At July 03, 2007 10:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

@3types of krasy ..after thinking outside the box . now ebu try be the box .. kna vile pineapple can be a tree .a small tree
@boyflani
I am the devils advocate without borders kama medics san frontiers... maybe the thai chile was scared of this nyeuthi called charttely*

 
At July 04, 2007 2:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kirish: shock me..ati there's nothing like a banana tree?? what are they...Bananias ama?

Chatterly: hehe aki ure nice..i wouldn't have helped myself..ningecheka out loud..aki ignorance is bad!!

 
At July 04, 2007 10:02 AM, Blogger Chatterly said...

@unyc-i think i will give her that rope personally
@crazythree-I wonder what she thinks bana…pineapple tree? Upuzi mtupu! I will look for a nice book that explains everything clearly with pics tena.
@boyflani-LOL
@betty-there is nothing like banana tree either. When I heard pineapple tree I almost fell off my seat…I just couldn’t laugh at that moment aki

 
At July 04, 2007 8:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now chat(terly) darling, si you take her for a drive past Blue post Thika hapo mbele kidogo til u fikia one of Delmotte farms....

then u say *pointing "eeeh hizo ndio pineapples...." the tree-looking-thingys are scarecrows!

 
At July 09, 2007 8:51 AM, Blogger Prousette said...

I would not blame one for referring to a banana tree, but pineapple tree is taking it a little too far. Though still depends on which side of the planet you come from.

 
At July 09, 2007 7:23 PM, Blogger Parisian Cowboy said...

eh eh eh... a funny one for sure.

 
At July 10, 2007 3:32 PM, Blogger Savvy Dreamer said...

pineapple trees...interesting...LOL!!!!

 
At July 10, 2007 7:34 PM, Blogger 3N said...

Lady Chatterly (sound nice doesn’t it?), how did I miss the pineapple tree? That is such a dumb comment, I would have just chekad out loud.
p.s. i have something to tell you sometime soon

 
At July 11, 2007 10:19 AM, Blogger Chatterly said...

@inexesss – I think I will just do that
@prousette – the banana tree I can forgive, but the pineapple tree? NO!
@parisian – sure is!
@nahjaj – that tree must be massive eh?
@3N – I heard that and I shangaad ata I forgot to laugh. P.S. you know where to find me

 
At July 11, 2007 12:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ignorance is bliss she's happy to go build a pineapple tree house, while you sit back and laugh end of story

 
At July 12, 2007 5:54 PM, Blogger 3N said...

@shataray, wapi?

 
At July 12, 2007 7:47 PM, Blogger Prettylyf said...

LOL let's hope she meant coconuts? hehehe

 
At July 13, 2007 1:18 PM, Blogger Chatterly said...

LOOL @ jamvi, hope she invites me to the pineapple tree house warming party!
@3N - check your gmail :-)
@pretty-i hope so too...but how do you confuse the two?

 
At July 13, 2007 7:22 PM, Blogger 3N said...

i did, now check yours...lol

 
At July 13, 2007 9:33 PM, Blogger bantutu said...

Hmmmmm tell her to upgrade her braincells while there...
Umepoteaaaa!! Ok. labda ni mimi....

 
At July 14, 2007 1:10 PM, Blogger Three types of Crazy said...

mami, did you decide to go for that holiday too- yaani you needed to see the pineapple trees?

 
At July 16, 2007 8:45 PM, Blogger Milonare said...

Pines grow on trees
Apples grow on trees
Pineapples ......

 
At July 18, 2007 1:26 AM, Blogger Three types of Crazy said...

tagged.fika kwangu

 
At July 18, 2007 4:14 PM, Blogger Klara said...

It's time for anotha post hata kama ni fictional kama ile ya mine..
LOL

 
At July 18, 2007 5:03 PM, Blogger Admin UD said...

hehehe, very funny. Btw, i'm liking your new blog look. CHeers!

 
At July 19, 2007 5:27 PM, Blogger eddiie said...

Eh! that was so sweet!! but that was crazy of her......

 
At July 19, 2007 5:27 PM, Blogger eddiie said...

aaaam!!

 
At July 19, 2007 9:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

edddie lakini you guy you must be gay... what was so sweet bana grown ass men dont call things sweet ..thats for metrosexuals bana

 
At July 20, 2007 3:56 PM, Blogger Girl in the Meadow said...

Still laughing

 
At July 24, 2007 12:41 PM, Blogger Unyc said...

U hv been tagged!!

 
At July 31, 2007 3:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have seen pineapple trees too and I would advice all yo haters to go to a place called Gosjen in netherlands muta shangaa sana...no kidding pliz

 
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