Taking it day by day: Of direct translations



Of direct translations

You are in bed with your man, just about to get your cookie munched. You are on top doing good things to his swollen member and then you hear the man say, "sweetie, wear me a condom." What do you do?

My friend heard that line and burst out laughing, her man thought she was rude so sessions for that night and a couple of subsequent nights were cancelled. She had a task and a half making sure that the mzee understood that she was not laughing at his whatevers but that she found that ka-line funny. Direct translation kabisa "switii nivishe kondom." These are the same ones who go saying "i didnt knew".

Well, at least we can give him 10 marks for thinking "safe sex".
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18 Comments:

At May 19, 2008 3:15 PM, Anonymous bOMSEH said...

When not sure how to construct a sentense, I resort to one liners. He shud just have said, "sweetie, condoms". lol

 
At May 19, 2008 3:54 PM, Blogger Acolyte said...

Funny!

 
At May 19, 2008 4:05 PM, Anonymous Kirima said...

10 marks for safety, but 2 marks for grammer still a pass LOL

 
At May 19, 2008 5:04 PM, Blogger Half n Half said...

Lol...

 
At May 20, 2008 7:52 AM, Anonymous 31337 said...

the English language arrived from far away lands on ship [d.t.]

 
At May 20, 2008 9:42 AM, Blogger Nakeel said...

Lool thats too funny.

 
At May 20, 2008 3:14 PM, Blogger jm said...

"put me a condom!"

 
At May 20, 2008 3:44 PM, OpenID 3nspeaks said...

LOL....mood killer.

didn't know you were back to posting, will pass by more often

 
At May 22, 2008 11:38 AM, Anonymous modo tickled said...

hehehehehehehe....

 
At May 22, 2008 6:13 PM, Blogger SisBigBones said...

LOL...talk about interruptions. Kinda hard to get back in the mood after that

 
At May 31, 2008 10:55 AM, Blogger bantutu said...

Weka ile kitu...Chatty I laughed seriously

 
At June 09, 2008 3:24 PM, Anonymous discomuthenya said...

that is the true definition of coitus interruptus coz after that its over!

 
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