Taking it day by day: Wataka mteja????



Wataka mteja????

Yesterday at around 1900hrs I was standing outside Simmers waiting patiently for someone to chuck we go. A dude came up to me and asked if he can get me a customer saa hiyo hiyo! Then he proceeded to show me a Pakistani dude who was wearing those manguoz of theirs. My goodness, I had to laugh…. I could pass for a whore? Wearing decent jeans and a sweater with a high neckline up to there?

He did not get the chance to mention a price since I had to leave. Note to self: don’t stand outside Simmers alone looking like you are about to go get.....

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22 Comments:

At September 18, 2007 9:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahem...i like to be living and breathing and having full use of my limbs...so i shall not venture a comment on the price of commodities in a market regulated by rules of....

 
At September 18, 2007 9:50 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

muahahahahaaaa..aki pole but yeeeesss lol maybe you had that look in your eyes!!!

 
At September 18, 2007 10:09 AM, Blogger Klara said...

I cant help laugh niki Imagine the look on your face when dat bastard was askin u that! LOL
Lakini Pole.....
I bet u were lookin Hot in those decent jeans & yes Simmers is not a place to stand alone...

 
At September 18, 2007 11:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lady Chatterly, are you really telling us how you were dressed? going by previous post & what betty wrote.....naona iko kitu! LOOOOL

Simmers, the last time i was there (2001) nilikatiwa na mbuyu fulani akifikiri ati mi uwa nageuza samaki wangu ndio nimle mzima mzima!

 
At September 18, 2007 12:32 PM, Blogger Seasons & Reasons said...

Simmers? Okay, you were really asking for it standing outside simmers. Todays langas dress like ordinary chicks to fit in

 
At September 18, 2007 2:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That area around simmers is eeerrrr very funky!

 
At September 18, 2007 7:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK! Maybe it was his line. Which wud have ended like, ......nilijua mwanamke mzuri kama wewe huna haja ya biashara.....jina langu ni ....

 
At September 18, 2007 7:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL..Pole sana..I had it bad too when some V-peddler mistook me for a customer and tried to sell me the goods in the presence of my Pastor.

 
At September 18, 2007 7:50 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

And you let the man LIVE!!!!! Kwani was he a very big man, sii you could have ACCIDENTALLY slapped him?

 
At September 19, 2007 2:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

eish...simmers is a never-stand-outside zone, kama they won't mistake you for a poko (shes) they'll mistake you for a pimp (guys) or a thug (me).

pole lakini! enyewe unge stretch mkono kiasi umchape kamoja...

 
At September 20, 2007 7:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yaani the way all my escapades in my past life started in simmers ,Tacos ama seasons or therebouts...

my makendes need a vacation...

 
At September 21, 2007 9:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

funny storo, i didn't jua the simmers situation mpaka after the second time i was there wondering kwani this chatty chatty mamas are all here single...

Xs ati you were katiwad by a mbuyu...is there a confessions post on the way, lol

chatts...now you know a place to avoid in the future and if you see me around there I will be on my way to somewhere else

 
At September 22, 2007 8:04 AM, Blogger Juju said...

lol, pole kwako. Similar thing happened to me. There's a strip club by the laundromat by my house. This withered looking jamaa comes to me and says something that I don't get, then he tells me, "don't pretend, I saw you last night." I was irritated and walked away. It was only later that it hit me... ala? Funny thing, I would not get a job in strip club-- coz I am bila massive goods.. lol!

 
At September 27, 2007 7:18 PM, Blogger bantutu said...

Hihihihih!!! Thats some real funny ishh...Heheheh!! Lakini pole...Kusisitiza aliyosema XS...IKO KITU!!!!

 
At September 28, 2007 7:38 PM, Blogger Prettylyf said...

lol I need to go back to Kenya like now tihihihi

 
At September 30, 2007 8:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL! I agree that simmers is definately not a place for a fine lady such as yourself to be standing around and that was definately a local P.I.M.P.. I'm sure you are still a bit curious to know how much the man was willing to pay.

 
At October 15, 2007 1:37 PM, Blogger Cante said...

That's why they call it Nairobi.
But we still have faith in our capital city.!!

 
At October 24, 2007 10:26 PM, Blogger Blue said...

That sounds exactly like Simmers... lucky for me if you had described the person Solicting as a short smurf.. I Papa Blue would have been disgraced!!!

Always

Blue

 
At October 24, 2007 10:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lucky for me the description was not of a short blue man with white hair.... Er.. I frequent that said pit stop (solely for the pints *shifty eyes*

Always,

Blue

 
At January 12, 2008 3:04 PM, Blogger SupremeGREAM said...

Simmers is such a wrong place to be. Last time was there was kitu 2005.

Your storos are very short but very funny.

 
At March 19, 2008 1:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't be shocked. I have been throw behind a cop rangi rover. I was in stocking, dress pants; the full business wear. I had to show them my stockings while asking which langa wears them when they are on duty!

Good times!

 
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