Taking it day by day

Since I have lots of time, my evenings are spent infront of my box, otherwise known as kompyuta. I was surfing the web and saw face creams containing hydroquinone. We all know that hydroquinone is harmful, and that it is banned in several countries but still, there are culprits out there making concoctions containing this shyte. And people are still going on to quench their weird need to be yellow-yellow. I went on to wikipedia and gosh, the things people do with hydroquinone, I just had to shake my head and wonder.

Anal bleaching is the practice of bleaching the darker pigmentation of the skin around the anus for cosmetic purposes. A cream is used containing around 2% hydroquinone (a suspected carcinogen banned by several countries including France and the UK)as an active ingredient.

I have heard of people bleaching their faces/bodies,getting botox jabs,some going for liposuction, tummy tucks, chin & cheek implants, nose jobs, boob jobs, and even one guy who went to have his calves enhanced. I know the world is full of wonders, but this one is a new one that I never knew about. Yaani you go buy those concoctions so that you can apply it to your tush so that it can ng’ara? Dammmmmn!

We all know what happens when you stop bleaching your face. How the f*ck does it look like when you stop bleaching ‘it’?????

When you sense danger, you know it is time to take your running shoes, put them on and tie them laces tight and sprint. I have sensed danger, my shoes are on and I am a-sprinting - I am not even looking back, there is nothing to look at.

I will be at the train station before christmas to catch the B-Train. Dear passengers on board, please spare me a window seat.

More later, have to run.

My flat mate moved in a month ago, things have been ok until now. I don't know what she smokes in her room, but I can say it is not doing her any good. She is becoming forgetful, extremely forgetful mpaka I am left wondering eish nini mbaya bwana.

Two weeks ago, she went to the supermarket and forgot her cellphone at the counter. Luckily, the lady at the counter kept it aside, hoping that the owner would come back for it. Flat-mate got home then she realised she had forgotten her phone kwa supermarket, she had to go back and get it, lucky her coz the woman kept it, what if someone would have seen it and taken it?

This week has been the worst. Monday morning chick left the house before me, two minutes later she came back, ringing my bell and banging on the door. I opened, she said she was sorry, she had forgotten her keys. Tuesday night I went to bed at around 10 pm, she left for her night rounds...shortly after she left my doorbell started buzzing. Damnnn! . I had to get down from bed, throw something on to cover my nude self there she was again, all sorry coz she had, agaaaaaain forgotten her keys. I gave her the eye and told her that's not normal, how do you forget ur keys everyday? kwani umerogwa? eish!!!?

Come Wednesday night, at around 11pm, chick left. I was expecting to hear her knocking after 3 minutes but nope! Ahhh chick remembered her keys this time right? Wrong! At around 2am I heard my bell, I thought I was dreaming, so I continued sleeping. Then I heard a banging on the door and another buzzzzzzzzzzzzz. I just could not believe my ears. Yaani you come and knock on my door, buzzzzz my bell for like 10 minutes expecting me to open the door because you left your keys???? You expect me to wake up at that hour of the morning? seriously, kwani you are my huzzy? I turned around and continued sleeping. I was not going to be part of that bullcrap. Chick had to go downstairs to another dude who has a master key (apparently, she has locked herself out before and since Chatterly wasn't in the house to let her in, she had to go to the guy).

She has been quiet of late....i thought she would ask me if i heard her buzzing me, I would have said yes I heard a buzz but I thought it was in my dreams so I kept on sleeeeeeeping :-)

Nice weekend, and don't forget ya keys!