Chatterly sits in the jobless corner as from today. I was holding a summer job, it only lasted 5 weeks. I don't believe in doing things that don't make me happy. I had a boss who complained about everything, a workmate who thought I was the perfect scapegoat. She does something wrong, she calmly says *oh, that was Chatterly!* Damn! The first time I heard that ka-line I just shangaad. Yaani without butting an eyelid she just ropokwaad like that. What a mean, fat witch!! All the time she talks kawa tu with me and smiles alafu mambo yakishika moto me ndio fagio eishhh!
On Monday I worked halfday, told them I'm ill, Tuesday found me in bed, called in sick. Today I called to say I quit! Now let me go and make myself some pancakes.